Friday, April 10, 2009

Puppetry of the Penis Stimulus Package

This qualifies more as Shameless Publicity than Good News, but hey, what the heck.

As the unemployment numbers rise to an all-time high, the producers of the internationally acclaimed show Puppetry of the Penis, the Ancient Australian Art of Genital Origami, will hold open auditions for its upcoming Res-Erection Tour and Private Parties. This audition is open to any member of the financial service community who has been laid off or anyone else in need of a stimulus package. Puppetry of the Penis is a bailout package that puts your financial future back into your own hands. Become a member of an elite group of performers and travel the world “dicking around.”

The auditions will be rigorous, but this time, they can keep their bonuses!! This is a stimulus that the everyday man can feel right away – there will be no trickle down effect here. Penis puppeteers should come with a flexible working attitude and be prepared to leave your pants and shame at the door.

Beginning at noon, auditioners will get a brief Masters Class in the Ancient Australian Art of Genital Origami by the original Penis Puppeteer Simon Morley and should be ready to demonstrate their newly acquired skills. Puppetry of the Penis is an equal opportunity employer and will audition both circumcised and uncircumcised genital origami hopefuls. PARTICIPANTS MUST HAVE OWN EQUIPMENT.

To reserve you place in the audition and to receive your information kit please email

Auditions are at Comix (353 West 14 Street) on Tuesday, April 14.

This Good News is courtesy of publicist Joe Trentacosta. Puppetry of the Penis plays at Comix on April 22 at 7:30pm. More info is here:

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